On buffets.
09.27.04 (6:44 pm) [edit]
[b]Mr. Belvedere is dead. He communicates via ouija board with Craig a few times a week. Craig then types out what Mr. Belvedere has to say, the end result being this blog. Please do not freak out--Mr. Belvedere only haunts people who did not like his show.[/b]
"Greetings fellow bloggers! I did not realize it has been so long since I last posted. I truly feel bad about that. I am back though, well rested and ready to speak on a topic that is near and dear to my heart--buffets.
When I was acting on the ABC sitcom "Mr. Belvedere", we used to go to Ponderosa for dinner when we were shooting. You would think that a classy Englishman like myself would never be seen at a buffet, but think again. I love them. I love the huge bowl of vanilla pudding, the side of roast beef under the heat lamp, the salad bar with macaroni salad and cole slaw...yes friends, I could eat all I wanted and more.
As I developed "man boobs", no doubt from eating at Ponderosa 3-4 times a week, I slowed my buffet eating down to a mere trickle. I had developed clogged arteries and needed to focus on better eating habits. Then as most of you already know, I died and went to heaven, where you can eat anything you want and not gain a pound.
The moral of the story is, eat all you want on earth because when you pass on there is a Ponderosa on every street corner. And the roast beef is divine."
--Mr. B
"Greetings fellow bloggers! I did not realize it has been so long since I last posted. I truly feel bad about that. I am back though, well rested and ready to speak on a topic that is near and dear to my heart--buffets.
When I was acting on the ABC sitcom "Mr. Belvedere", we used to go to Ponderosa for dinner when we were shooting. You would think that a classy Englishman like myself would never be seen at a buffet, but think again. I love them. I love the huge bowl of vanilla pudding, the side of roast beef under the heat lamp, the salad bar with macaroni salad and cole slaw...yes friends, I could eat all I wanted and more.
As I developed "man boobs", no doubt from eating at Ponderosa 3-4 times a week, I slowed my buffet eating down to a mere trickle. I had developed clogged arteries and needed to focus on better eating habits. Then as most of you already know, I died and went to heaven, where you can eat anything you want and not gain a pound.
The moral of the story is, eat all you want on earth because when you pass on there is a Ponderosa on every street corner. And the roast beef is divine."
--Mr. B
The Fresh Prince of Bel Air
09.03.04 (11:21 am) [edit]
[b]Mr. Belvedere is dead. He communicates via ouija board with Craig a few times a week. Craig then types out what Mr. Belvedere has to say, the end result being this blog. Please do not freak out--Mr. Belvedere only haunts people who did not like his show.[/b]
"Greetings fellow bloggers! I must report on a flowing debate we have been having here in heaven. Nell Carter and I argued at length about Nick At Nite's choice of bringing "The Fresh Prince of Bel Air" on in a few weeks. Personally, I think it's a travesty to American television. Nell on the other hand thinks I am being "A snobby old fart." She thinks that Fresh Prince was a great show and that I am just jealous. I think she puts too much whiskey in her afternoon tea.
So I once again am faced with the age old question--why won't Nick at Nte put Mr. Belvedere on the schedule? They tried the wretched "Who's the Boss?" and it bombed. I could have told them it would--afterall, Tony Danza as a butler? Speaking of that show, Alyssa Milano sure turned out to be one hot cookie didn't she?
And so the debate goes on....and my old reruns lie in state gathering the proverbial dust.
Until next time."
--Mr. B
"Greetings fellow bloggers! I must report on a flowing debate we have been having here in heaven. Nell Carter and I argued at length about Nick At Nite's choice of bringing "The Fresh Prince of Bel Air" on in a few weeks. Personally, I think it's a travesty to American television. Nell on the other hand thinks I am being "A snobby old fart." She thinks that Fresh Prince was a great show and that I am just jealous. I think she puts too much whiskey in her afternoon tea.
So I once again am faced with the age old question--why won't Nick at Nte put Mr. Belvedere on the schedule? They tried the wretched "Who's the Boss?" and it bombed. I could have told them it would--afterall, Tony Danza as a butler? Speaking of that show, Alyssa Milano sure turned out to be one hot cookie didn't she?
And so the debate goes on....and my old reruns lie in state gathering the proverbial dust.
Until next time."
--Mr. B