Three things I like about radishes.
12.10.04 (6:55 am) [edit]
[i]Mr. Belvedere is dead. He communicates via ouija board with Craig a few times a week. Craig then types out what Mr. Belvedere has to say, the end result being this blog. Please do not freak out--Mr. Belvedere only haunts people who did not like his show.[/i]
"Greetings fellow bloggers! Today I am going to tell you the three things I like about radishes. If this proves to be interesting at all, I should be blogger of the month for sure!
Here are the three things I like about radishes.
1. They look like bloodshot eyeballs.
2. At a party, they are always the last things to go on the veggie tray. People cant give them away. I take them home and make soup or stew!
3. Radishes never complain. Let's face it, they are the Hippopotami of the vegetable world. They are ugly and taste wretched. And yet--they always come back--just like roaches. I always tell my dear friends that if a nuclear war strikes earth, 2 things will survive--roaches and radishes.
That is all I have for you--I do hope your friday is a good one!
Always,
Mr. B
"Greetings fellow bloggers! Today I am going to tell you the three things I like about radishes. If this proves to be interesting at all, I should be blogger of the month for sure!
Here are the three things I like about radishes.
1. They look like bloodshot eyeballs.
2. At a party, they are always the last things to go on the veggie tray. People cant give them away. I take them home and make soup or stew!
3. Radishes never complain. Let's face it, they are the Hippopotami of the vegetable world. They are ugly and taste wretched. And yet--they always come back--just like roaches. I always tell my dear friends that if a nuclear war strikes earth, 2 things will survive--roaches and radishes.
That is all I have for you--I do hope your friday is a good one!
Always,
Mr. B
Make the Yule Tide Gay
12.09.04 (1:06 pm) [edit]
[i]Mr. Belvedere is dead. He communicates via ouija board with Craig a few times a week. Craig then types out what Mr. Belvedere has to say, the end result being this blog. Please do not freak out--Mr. Belvedere only haunts people who did not like his show.[/i]
"Greetings fellow bloggers! Yes, today is a commentary I rather enjoy (but not literally). I call it--"Make the Yule Tide Gay." Christmas is a season for ridiculous sweaters, egg nog (eggs and nog? What the hell is that?), bad gifts, the Baby Jesus and many other things. What we tend to forget is how to ENJOY the holiday! We really need to start making this Yule tide season as gay as can be.
So what if your relatives will come to your house and spill things on the couch. So what if you ask for a subscription to Maxim and instead you get a Sponge Bob Square Pants calendar. What is important is that you are with your family and friends, and you know what is important in life.
So I say, let us make the yule tide gay this year. Gay as gay can be.
Always your friend,
Mr. B
PS: You do know I mean gay as in happy, right?
"Greetings fellow bloggers! Yes, today is a commentary I rather enjoy (but not literally). I call it--"Make the Yule Tide Gay." Christmas is a season for ridiculous sweaters, egg nog (eggs and nog? What the hell is that?), bad gifts, the Baby Jesus and many other things. What we tend to forget is how to ENJOY the holiday! We really need to start making this Yule tide season as gay as can be.
So what if your relatives will come to your house and spill things on the couch. So what if you ask for a subscription to Maxim and instead you get a Sponge Bob Square Pants calendar. What is important is that you are with your family and friends, and you know what is important in life.
So I say, let us make the yule tide gay this year. Gay as gay can be.
Always your friend,
Mr. B
PS: You do know I mean gay as in happy, right?