Mr_Belvedere

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[i]This has been a public service announcement from Mr. belvedere.[/i]

"Greetings fellow bloggers! As many of you already know, I am dead. I passed away a few years back, thus concluding my career as an actor on earth. The highlight of my career was my hit show "Mr. Belvedere", on ABC. It was a good show and I treasured it very much. Now that I am in heaven, I like to spend my days talking to my fellow actors who have passed on. The other day, Michael Landon and Rock Hudson came over for a pizza party. I thought this would be a good time to answer a question I often get. Is there pizza in heaven, and do they deliver?

Yes they do have pizza in heaven, and the delivery is available if you live within the area of the pizza place. The best part of pizza in heaven is, it's all free. Free pizza...imagine that! You can order as much as you want too.

Breadsticks of course are extra.

Greetings fellow bloggers! I am sad to report that at this time MSN messenger is out of service, which has caused me much dismay. I was in the middle of a chat with Rock Hudson, my good friend up here in heaven and it stopped working. I was in the midst of answering a question Rock had about the new Italian restaurant that St. Peter opened up last week. You can get a plate of angel hair pasta with red sauce, a salad and canoli for 8.95. If you go before 5 pm, you get five percent off.

Otherwise, life is going well...I hope to blog more often, but I am in negotiations with the local cable access group in heaven to show re-runs of my hit tv show. I do hope they give in...I am growing tired of watching Mama's Family and The Waltons.

Adieu-

Mr. B