Easter Bunnies and Ham.
03.28.05 (8:10 am) [edit]
"Greetings fellow bloggers! Well, yesterday was Easter and that means one thing...ham. I have never been a fan really. It makes me thirsty and gassy and those are two things I would rather not be. But, my mum insists on making a ham every year, so I eat it to be a nice guy.
I have never understood the concept of the Easter Bunny. Yes, bunnies are cute and all, but how did they become so much a part of the tradition of Easter? I guess the entire holiday is whacked. Jelly Beans, chocolate, those god awful Peeps and Bunnies that hop around with baskets. (That is another subject all it's own.)
So my question of the day is...do you like Easter? And if so, what is your favorite part of the Holiday? "
Be well.
--Mr. B
I have never understood the concept of the Easter Bunny. Yes, bunnies are cute and all, but how did they become so much a part of the tradition of Easter? I guess the entire holiday is whacked. Jelly Beans, chocolate, those god awful Peeps and Bunnies that hop around with baskets. (That is another subject all it's own.)
So my question of the day is...do you like Easter? And if so, what is your favorite part of the Holiday? "
Be well.
--Mr. B
Danny Boy
03.06.05 (6:21 pm) [edit]
"Greetings fellow bloggers! In honor of the upcoming St. Patrick's Day, I give to you one of my favorite songs. Danny Boy."
Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling
From glen to glen, and down the mountain side
The summer's gone, and all the flowers are dying
'Tis you, 'tis you must go and I must bide.
But come ye back when summer's in the meadow
Or when the valley's hushed and white with snow
'Tis I'll be here in sunshine or in shadow
Oh Danny boy, oh Danny boy, I love you so.
And if you come, when all the flowers are dying
And I am dead, as dead I well may be
You'll come and find the place where I am lying
And kneel and say an "Ave" there for me.
And I shall hear, tho' soft you tread above me
And all my dreams will warm and sweeter be
If you'll not fail to tell me that you love me
I'll simply sleep in peace until you come to me.
I'll simply sleep in peace until you come to me.
Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling
From glen to glen, and down the mountain side
The summer's gone, and all the flowers are dying
'Tis you, 'tis you must go and I must bide.
But come ye back when summer's in the meadow
Or when the valley's hushed and white with snow
'Tis I'll be here in sunshine or in shadow
Oh Danny boy, oh Danny boy, I love you so.
And if you come, when all the flowers are dying
And I am dead, as dead I well may be
You'll come and find the place where I am lying
And kneel and say an "Ave" there for me.
And I shall hear, tho' soft you tread above me
And all my dreams will warm and sweeter be
If you'll not fail to tell me that you love me
I'll simply sleep in peace until you come to me.
I'll simply sleep in peace until you come to me.
Why I love mustard.
03.03.05 (11:42 am) [edit]
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Streaks on the China--A Commentary by Mr. Belvedere
03.02.05 (8:33 am) [edit]
"Greetings Fellow Bloggers! I am excited to report that today is the annual St. Peter's 5k walk in heaven! I am ready to go! I think my main competition this year will be Johnny Carson (now that he has healthy lungs again) and former President Millard Fillmore. I take great pride in this race, having won it the last three years despite the gross chating incident of 2004.
In last year's race, John Belushi came out from the shrubbery on mile 2 and snuck into the leader's pack. He was fully rested and ran away with the race. An investigation ensued, and I was crowned the champion.
John Belushi is now living in shame in hell for 3 months as punishment for his crime. And I am about to ein my fourth straight race....wish me luck.
Mr. B
In last year's race, John Belushi came out from the shrubbery on mile 2 and snuck into the leader's pack. He was fully rested and ran away with the race. An investigation ensued, and I was crowned the champion.
John Belushi is now living in shame in hell for 3 months as punishment for his crime. And I am about to ein my fourth straight race....wish me luck.
Mr. B